Sunday, September 23, 2007

The Official Mike Vick Jersey Repair Kit!!!


Now available through this exclusive offering from Boredom Watch Magazine, this little sewing kit could end up saving you precious dollars!!
Why trash that awesome NFL jersey you paid good hard cash for last winter? Now the name Vick can be easily disguised with BWZ's patented dickhead name blocker fabric!!! This high tech material is the precise Falcon red that is still cherished in Atlanta. A number four is now readily available along with the "Leftwich" moniker for easy sew on applications easily sewn by an array of satisfied customers. Of course, you could always sew the four next to the seven to make "74" and use the "Weiner" moniker, but it would look weird and make a statement. Act now, supplies are limited!

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