As per the order of Stella MacPherson, who now resides in L.A. and rarely wears underpants, one of the things we do in the Boredom Watch office when there really is absolutely nothing to do is roll through random Myspace sites to find interesting “About Me” information. Sometimes it can be inspirational, other times it can be disturbing. Here’s a small sampling of what we’ve found:
"Love all, trust a few."
Male
25 years old
949, California
United States
Last Login: 8/25/2007
I love sparkels sometimes I roll around in glue then pour glitter on myself. I like to pretend I am a unicorn with special powers, Awesome powers like being able to make rainbows out of cotton candy.I wish I was unicorn then I would jump up so high and eat the cotton candy rainbow.I would dance and frolock around naked, then go to mall and get glamour shots.Then I would not pay because getting glamour shots of yourself is fuckin gay......and so is driving sober< what?......nevermind. I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car.
"Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned."
Female
18 years old
[219]Your Basement, Indiana
United States
Last Login: 8/27/2007
I hate my dad. He is an ass. I play Pokemon. Fuck you. I smoke cigs. I drink. I smoke weed. I think my mom is the greatest.
"I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself. "
Male
30 years old
Frederick, Maryland
United States
Last Login: 8/23/2007
I live my life as it is thrown at me! I love to hang out with my friends and act like a kid since I am one at heart! I'm a very caring and sincere guy, who also loves to spoil my women...however only if you appreciate it! I have my own townhouse that just got remodled in downtown Frederick, which means walking distance to all the bars!!! Not to mention I have a slurpee machine if I want to have a few people over for a party!!! I love to play beer pong and have my own custom table but don't think I party all the time, I still like to stay home and chill. If you want to know more just ask because if I tell you everything now we wont have anything to start a conversation later!!!!
"Chavo del 310"
Male
24 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States
Last Login: 8/23/2007
I am an artist. I am spiritual. I am a businessman. I am outgoing. I am. I love anything that has to do with the arts including theater, film, art, music, dancing, etc. I am a big nerd. I admire intelligence in individuals and the people that surround me. I keep myself busy constantly. I am always moving. I am never home. I look for friends that are intelligent and talk about politics, the future, and philosophy. I am bold and stubborn at times. I don't like to be wrong, but after a few hours, I realize my mistakes and accept my faults. I want to own a trailer where I can travel from city to city, working off my laptop and enjoying a new enviornment, at the push of a pedal. I want to see the world... that's what I live for. I enjoy culture and the beauties that enlie within other communities and civilizations on this planet. I got my diploma as I had planned by 23. I got my company up and running and I am almost 24. I am looking for a good woman to carry my daughter who I wish to have by 25, a trailer by 26, and a husband by 27. I like to dream and make those visions realities. I enjoy every person that comes into my life because we are all different and have something to learn from eachother.
"I am what I am, & I be who I be"
Male
27 years old
Knoxville, Maryland
United States
Last Login: 8/23/2007
Who am i? Good question... I'm a man, who's of age to do "legal legal" stuff. I work full time, and I party hard. I drink to mingle, b/c I'm single. Wanna get to know me for me, or try to par-tay, today. Say something, I ain't scared. I got two types of family, got my friends and my blood, both of which I like & love. Nothing will ever change that. If you wanna figure out who I am, add me and find out. Guess the easiest way to describe me, would be: Being the nice guy, working on getting fly, don't let this playa pass you by. Rollin up to the club, sitting pretty on dubs, don't hesitate ladies, I ain't no scrub. Just remember, it ain't no bother, if all you wanna do is Hollar!
"Jammy."
Male
21 years old
PHOENIX, Alabama
United States
Last Login: 8/28/2007
Well. I'm pretty damn nerdly. I used to work at a computer store, but got fired. For some reasons managers dont like to be called mother fuckers. Now I slave away in a warehouse and pray for the day the ladder falls out from under me. I play a lot of video games. Read comics. And draw (not very well). I dont really like to move around a lot. Mainly on account of my laziness. Spain kicks ass though.
"Bitches Get Stitches!!!"
Male
18 years old
Arizona
United States
Last Login: 8/28/2007
I'm Jonn I Get CD's Before They Even Come Out. I Work At Burger King & The Cricket Pavillion. Money's Money, It Don't Matter. I Absolutely Hate Spiders With A Passion. I Love Going To The Movies So If You Go & You Take Me, I Will Love You =). I Love Music, All Kinds, But Metal & Anything With Screaming In It Is My Favorite =). I Love My Friends & I Will Always Try To Go Out Of My Way For Them, But If I Can't I'm Sorry =/Overall I'm A Very Laid Back Person. I'm Very Open Minded =D. I Have Some Piercings. I love Music, Movies, Video Games, & Chillin' With Friends. My Family & Friends Are The Most Important Things In The World To Me! =) ...And I Have My License =D
1 comment:
This looks like fun actually: No myspace so I'll grace your blog directly with mine which I'll work out as I write:
Male
47 years old
London
Single lonely spritual hippy living alone since kicked out of parent's home, no job but profession, interest in the supernatural and frantic psychic researcher hoping to find more than the mundane shit life has offered since about 1975.
I spend my time creating through photos, writing, forcing my views on anyone who will listen, meditating, going on the internet and remembering when things were better. And suffering from agoraphobia as a bonus.
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