Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The Butter Gets Scrutinized

Shaun Butters has now threatened to QUIT rugby and become a loser next year for his senior term at UNC because he has some fucked ideas about having a "social" life. This absurd notion not only comes as a shock to the Boredom Watch staff, but remains now as a constant reminder of how close we need to watch these so called "bussers" in these fine dining establishments.
Let's just admit right now that sometimes certain levels of style and epic "over the top stylage" could be misconstrued and backfire when placed in the wrong hands. Simply witnessing such phenominal stuff could prove detrimental to otherwise uninvolved bystanders. I say uninvolved because it's obvious that no busser could really produce the results I've merely hinted to thus far in this BWZ blurb. The cabbage is real and the CPSR effect is well documented.
Please send in your concerns. Junk mail will remain unanswered.
Readers take note:
1. Butters will not be allowed to quit rugby.

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